I’m not even high off pots, I’m high off life. and sitting here cheesin like a fool and cuddling with my puppy. so happy :D
these two women are so inspiring
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I was hoping he’d catch to my lyrics on but he didn’t ):
that moment when I always make fun of people with first name last names and then I realize I have a first name last name.
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
do nearly 50,000 people really not like tomatoes
They’re evil :(
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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You will remember every day for the rest of your life because I was the one and you threw me away.
—Tarryn Fisher, The Opportunist (via simply-quotes)
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